Dr. C.L. O’Cloaca is a Brazilian-born penguinologist who fled the tropics for the icy promise of the Southern Hemisphere, eventually settling in Australia. Known for his flamboyant field methods (he once tested guano trajectories using a cricket pitching machine), O’Cloaca has dedicated his career to proving that penguin…
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Dr. Ima Gushmore is an Associate Lecturer in Applied Cloacology at the entirely fictional Institute of Excremental Ecology (IEE), where his research focuses on the physics of guano propulsion and its ecological consequences. His early career included pioneering work on “avian trajectory modelling,” though he is best known…